Middle Name Syndrome
I'm a fan of Chuck Shepherd, and his column on MSNBC.com the "News of the Weird". Periodically, he has a segment called "The Classic Middle Name", to whit I copy here:
The Classic Middle Name (all new)
Arrested recently and awaiting trial for murder: John Wayne Lewis, 59 (McAlester, Okla., June); Kenneth Wayne Beck, 34 (Warren County, Mo., June); Timothy Wayne Coalson, 44 (Senoia, Ga., July); Charles Wayne Thomas Jr., 22 (Dallas, July); Ira Wayne Cloniger (Washington, Va., July); John Wayne Thomson, 46 (arrested in Victorville, Calif., on a Washington warrant, August). Pleaded guilty to murder: Michael Wayne Nelson, 23 (Palatka, Fla., August). Executed for murder: Darrell Wayne "Gator" Ferguson, 28 (Dayton, Ohio, August). Committed suicide after escaping from a halfway house: convicted murderer David Wayne Nelson, 42 (Anchorage, Alaska, June). [KOTV-TV-AP (Tulsa, Okla.),6-26-06] [St. Louis Post-Dispatch, 6-24-06] [Charlotte Observer-AP, 7-18-06] [Fort Worth Star-Telegram, 7- 28-06] [Rappahannock News (Herndon, Va.), 7-19-06] [The Columbia (Vancouver, Wash.), 8-7-06] [Palatka Daily News, 8-8- 06] [Dayton Daily News, 8-7-06] [Anchorage Daily News, 6-7-06]
The reason I find it so humorous is because my middle name is Wayne as well.
Sincerely,
The Wayne's of the World!
2 Comments:
My middle name also = Wayne.
So don't mess with me, Bub. ;) I'll call in the brotherhood of the Waynes to go medieval on your buttocks. ;)
Yes the Brotherhood of Waynes! Beware!!!
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