When it rains it pours, escpecially in OK

So I know I have work to do on the house, after this weekend, and all, but I try to treat my wife to lunch yesterday, only to find out that she has a flat tire. Ok, no biggie I take her to lunch and back then proceed to put the spare on and take the flat to get fixed.

Set the parking brake, jack up the car take off the flat, try to put the spare on. Ok the car isn't high enough, gotcha, work that screw jack, (appropriate name I'm thinking), up some more... Car falls off jack...... What a day, ok, ok,.... I'm in a parking lot, no logs or anything nearby, so I take my drop hitch off the jimmy and wedge it under the back tire.. Jack up car again, falls off jack again... GAH!

Do you see a pattern with my luck recently? To quote Firefly, "Notice anything about our luck recently? Rely on our luck and we be floating dead in space."

Also I have a leaking radiator! GAH