Not a musician

I as many of you know am not a musician, oh at one time I had delusions of granduer, and took up band class. The mental scars still haunt me to this day. So my view of high school bands is naturally twisted. From time to time I find weird and unusual instruments very funny and the contortions that people go through to play them even more so. Now with that in mind can you imagine Don Ho playing "Tiny Bubbles" on this?